‘By Whatever Means Necessary’

Over McDonald’s dipping sauce? Do you think Malcom X or the French intellectual Jean-Paul Sartre would appreciate that?

A Florida woman allegedly flew into a rage after not getting receive free dipping sauces with her McDonald’s ordering, threatening to “rob” the store in order to get the sauces “by whatever means necessary.”

Maguire Marie McLaughlin allegedly began making threats after being told that dipping sauces cost 25 cents each. This allegedly took place at about 4 a.m. New Year’s Day when police arrived to witness Mclaughlin yelling profanities at the drive-thru because she claimed she did not receive all of her food.

“The employee advised Mclaughlin that dipping sauce cost 25 cents,” read the police report from the Indian River County Sheriff’s Office.

“Mclaughlin further stated that she would be getting the sauce by whatever means necessary, however, could not specify what she meant by that.” according to sources. NYPOST

The McDonald’s employees said they feared for their safety.

Mclaughlin was taken into custody for disorderly conduct. She needed to be placed into mechanical restraints by the arresting officers because she kept “locking her legs refusing to walk forward.”

Cops also said they smelled alcohol on her breath.

She was released later that day after posting bond.